Kyle Turner

Snarkoleptic. Amateur critic. Professional snob. I'm relieved to know I'm not a golem.

Favorite films

  • Bringing Up Baby
  • Frances Ha
  • Clue
  • Nights of Cabiria

Recent activity

  • Show Me Love


  • All That Jazz


  • Rope


  • Jennifer's Body


Recent reviews

  • You Hurt My Feelings

    You Hurt My Feelings


    Ah yes, a horror movie comprising every neurosis and nightmare I’ve ever had. Felt like being in a car crash. I loved it.

  • The Spy Who Loved Me

    The Spy Who Loved Me


    the edible hit right as Bond ski jumped off the cliff 😎

Popular reviews

  • White Chicks

    White Chicks


    Me in 2009: I refuse to watch WHITE CHICKS because it has a 14% on Rotten Tomatoes and i only want to have “good” taste
    Me in 2018: Film criticism is dominated by straight white male voices that shape, gender, and racialize what “good taste” is, making critical consensus the product of unequal institution, discouraging viewers to develop a critical thought that exists beyond “good” and “bad”, and WHITE CHICKS is one of the most brilliant satires of race and gender in the last fifty years

  • Passing



    good movie about the erotic tension of being attracted to someone you find fundamentally obnoxious