Kyle Turner

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Snarkoleptic. Amateur critic. Professional snob. I'm relieved to know I'm not a golem.

Brooklyn, NY

Favorite films

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You Hurt My Feelings 2023

★★★★ Watched 26 May 2023

Ah yes, a horror movie comprising every neurosis and nightmare I’ve ever had. Felt like being in a car crash. I loved it.
The Spy Who Loved Me 1977

★★★★½ Rewatched 07 May 2023 1

the edible hit right as Bond ski jumped off the cliff 😎

White Chicks 2004

★★★★½ Watched 14 Jul 2018 9

Me in 2009: I refuse to watch WHITE CHICKS because it has a 14% on Rotten Tomatoes and i only want to have “good” taste
Me in 2018: Film criticism is dominated by straight white male voices that shape, gender, and racialize what “good taste” is, making critical consensus the product of unequal institution, discouraging viewers to develop a critical thought that exists beyond “good” and “bad”, and WHITE CHICKS is one of the most brilliant satires of race and gender in the last fifty years
Passing 2021

★★★★ Watched 29 Sep 2021 1

good movie about the erotic tension of being attracted to someone you find fundamentally obnoxious