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  • Creep 2

    Creep 2


    A fun update on my fav murder vlog!

  • Blood Diner

    Blood Diner


    This film exists in a nightmare world where, after a grisly murder and clues pointing to an arcane blood cult, the police chief says "are you sure that it's not just those cannibals down the street again?"

    Can someone explain to me why I want to live there?? Praise Shitar!

Popular reviews

  • Happy Death Day

    Happy Death Day


    This is simultaneously the best and worst thing I've ever seen.

  • War for the Planet of the Apes

    War for the Planet of the Apes

    I don't understand the love here at all. This was utter garbage, for a myriad of reasons:
    1. Hackneyed writing. Yeah give the girl and the monkey a little moment before you kill the monkey in the next scene -- screenwriting!
    2. So so so fucking tired of the "protect child who will change everything" trope, and it doesn't even make sense here to boot.
    3. Literally no moment in this shitshow is earned. We just get "moments" because we…