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  • Fallen Angels
  • Barry Lyndon
  • Once Upon a Time in the West
  • Aguirre, the Wrath of God

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  • Disturbia

    ★★

  • How Green Was My Valley

    ★★★★½

  • Blow

    ★★

  • Diner

    ★★★½

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  • Fight Club

    Fight Club

    ★★★★½

    Fun fact: my parents named me after Tyler Durden. Thanks mom and dad for naming me after one of the most badass mentally ill terrorists in cinematic history!

  • Apocalypse Now

    Apocalypse Now

    ★★★★★

    They played a commercial for the US Air Force right before the movie started and everyone in the theater erupted into laughter.

    The New Beverly Cinema screened the three hour and fifteen minute long ‘Redux Cut’ of this projected on IB technicolor 35mm film, and you can definitely feel that runtime, however that isn’t necessarily a bad thing. This feels like a long, nightmarish journey for both the protagonist and the viewer, entranced yet trapped in this surreal and dystopian…

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  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion

    So mind-numbingly boring it’s almost impressive.

    A dinosaur film where the biggest threat are locusts. 
    Chris Pratt pulls the same Tucker Carlson face the whole movie. Laura Dern says the phrase “slid into my DMs”. The inclusion of the original cast is pointless and only exists for nostalgia-bait. 

    This franchise should have gone extinct right after the first film.

  • Crimes of the Future

    Crimes of the Future

    ★★★★

    I’m having surgery on my ears done in two weeks and this is exactly how I’m expecting it to go down.

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  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Has none of the 90’s charm that made the original somewhat watchable. 
    Just an over abundance of references to other pieces of media owned by Warner Bros, and at times forgets to have a story of its own. 
    Most of the movie just felt like one big advertisement for other WB projects. 

    LeBron James gives one of the worst acting performances I’ve seen recently in a major blockbuster movie, which is funny considering he literally plays himself.

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★½

    Got to see this at the Regency Village Theater projected on 70mm film which was EASILY the best movie theater experience I’ve ever had. Watching this in in a beautiful theater full of over a thousand moviegoers who were laughing and crying along with the movie while it was being projected on stunning 70mm was magical.

    As for the movie, I mean yeah it’s pretty remarkable. Paul Thomas Anderson managed to make a truck running out of gas the most intense moment of 2021 cinema.