• A Serbian Film

    A Serbian Film

    ½

    See you in hell boys.

  • Step Up 3D

    Step Up 3D

    ★★★★★

    Literally every time I finish this movie I am unable to stop dancing. That’s how good of a dance movie this is.

  • Election

    Election

    ★★★★

    Well, when life gives you lemons... say you also like bananas.

  • Candyman

    Candyman

    ★★★★½

    Wasn’t the smartest idea to watch this while my house is currently in the middle of a bee infestation.

  • This Is 40

    This Is 40

    ★★½

    Watching this knowing that Macaulay Culkin is now forty years old was such a weird experience.

  • Mr. Hockey: The Gordie Howe Story

    Mr. Hockey: The Gordie Howe Story

    ★★

    I have no clue as to what just happened. Don’t get me wrong the ending was pretty cool but if you asked me who Gordie Howe was I wouldn’t have an answer.

  • The Shawshank Redemption

    The Shawshank Redemption

    ★★★★

    Whoever named this the greatest movie of all time obviously hasn’t heard of Sex Trek: The Next Penetration.

  • Paddington Goes to the Movies

    Paddington Goes to the Movies

    ★★★★★

    This is where my love for Singin' in the Rain began so for that I am forever grateful. Thank you Paddington.

  • Jocks

    Jocks

    ★★★

    Christopher Lee in a teen sex comedy? Well, that was unexpected.

  • Pasolini

    Pasolini

    ★★½

    I don’t get why they make movies like this that switch between languages, just pick one it’s not that hard.

  • Little Black Book

    Little Black Book

    ★★★

    Brittany Murphy on the poster looks more like Tori Spelling than Tori Spelling.

  • Life Itself

    Life Itself

    ★★★★

    I loved, loved, loved this movie.

    Two thumbs up.