Savages ★½

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

Why is Blake Lively having sex with a cloth sports bra on? Who is this Azul guy? Wait, what are those two guys doing again? Why are they blowing this shit up? Wait, is that an eyeball hanging out of that guy's socket? Who's shooting who!? What is going on with this never-ending ending!? Did Del Toro's character seriously get away? And most importantly, why was this movie made?

Also, I must put forth my idea for a Del Toro award for smelliest-looking actor. The man just looks like he has an aura of heavy cigarette smoke and cheap alcohol following him around wherever he goes.