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  • The Return of the Living Dead
  • King Kong
  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • The Terminator

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  • Turning Red

    ★★★½

  • The Last Seduction

    ★★★½

  • Cast Away

    ★★★

  • RoboCop

    ★★★★★

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  • Turning Red

    Turning Red

    This movie found all sorts of stupid ways that get the bozosphere up on their shit, consumed with anguish over a Pixar movie with the temerity to talk about periods, failure to live up to the designated quota of 9/11 references in a girl-turns-into-a-panda movie, some racist dickheads obviously, and yet I do admit to some concern that this is a kids' movie about a nice 13-year-old girl named Mei who, after lipping off her mom for the first time…

  • The Last Seduction

    The Last Seduction

    Ice-cold, diamond-hard bit of femme-fatale neo-noiring with an absolutely insane ending.

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  • The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)

    The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)

    Tom Six, like a lot of people whose art is childishly offensive and basically stupid, considers himself a warrior for free speech. (o, how hard he fights. On Twitter.) He dresses like the French guy in Raiders Of The Lost Ark and has so far shown the world exactly one idea, which he's flogged out for three movies now. I am caught between befuddlement and admiration.

    This third gulp at the can dispenses with the dropout-Cronenberg medical horror of the…

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    George Miller had been talking about this - or at least, had been persistently asked about it in interviews - for like twenty years now, and I don't know what's different about now that he finally got around to making it but I'm glad he did. The response on this has been gobsmacking, though I was willing to chalk a fair bit of it up to Peak Gen-X Nostalgia, and it coming at a good time to be heralded as…