The poster for this highlights the LA in AMBULANCE, implying that this is the story of a city or something. Maybe that would explain how this “guys hijack an ambulance” movie is 136 minutes long. Or maybe another, truer way to explain it is Michael Bay.
I've dunked on Bay a lot over the years, and intend to continue to do so for the forseeable future, but a lot of us have and director-wise he's been a reliable internet-film-nerd target…