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  • The Return of the Living Dead
  • King Kong
  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • The Terminator

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  • Ambulance

    ★★

  • Muppet Treasure Island

    ★★

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★

  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    ★★½

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  • Ambulance

    Ambulance

    The poster for this highlights the LA in AMBULANCE, implying that this is the story of a city or something. Maybe that would explain how this “guys hijack an ambulance” movie is 136 minutes long. Or maybe another, truer way to explain it is Michael Bay.

    I've dunked on Bay a lot over the years, and intend to continue to do so for the forseeable future, but a lot of us have and director-wise he's been a reliable internet-film-nerd target…

  • Muppet Treasure Island

    Muppet Treasure Island

    All I wanted was to see which muppet skeleton was going to be pointing to the treasure at the end. Rowlf and Gonzo would have great skeletons. But there was no skeleton. Did I just miss it?

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  • The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)

    The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)

    Tom Six, like a lot of people whose art is childishly offensive and basically stupid, considers himself a warrior for free speech. (o, how hard he fights. On Twitter.) He dresses like the French guy in Raiders Of The Lost Ark and has so far shown the world exactly one idea, which he's flogged out for three movies now. I am caught between befuddlement and admiration.

    This third gulp at the can dispenses with the dropout-Cronenberg medical horror of the…

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    George Miller had been talking about this - or at least, had been persistently asked about it in interviews - for like twenty years now, and I don't know what's different about now that he finally got around to making it but I'm glad he did. The response on this has been gobsmacking, though I was willing to chalk a fair bit of it up to Peak Gen-X Nostalgia, and it coming at a good time to be heralded as…