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  • Diamond Ninja Force

    Diamond Ninja Force

    This movie exists outside of your puny star rating system.

    It is an uroboros of amazing and achingly bad. The most boss mustache on a ninja master ever. Overly long ghost sex scene. Ninja master making phone calls on a Garfield telephone like it ain't nothin'. Devil magic. Magic Chan and his magic mirrors. Ninja named Gordon. Eyeliner instantly applied for ninja battles. I could go on but...

  • How to Talk to Girls at Parties

    How to Talk to Girls at Parties


    Under the Skin meets Sing Street. Very much wears its heart on its sleeve in a way that will be off-putting to some but I enjoyed its wacky vulnerability.

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  • The Levelling

    The Levelling


    Yesterday, I randomly messaged my god daughter to remind her the world is made better by her presence. There's been no hardship as of late, none of the typical reasons people send such messages. I just did, because it's true, and I wanted to remind her of that fact. After watching The Levelling I was so damn glad I did and it made me want to run down a list of people important to me and tell them the same.…