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  • Smart House

    Smart House 1999

    ★★★ Watched 23 Sep, 2018

    dial up internet, pay phones, b*witched, perfection

  • Victor Crowley

    Victor Crowley 2017

    ★★½ Watched 23 Sep, 2018 2

    i was just wondering how adam green got so popular when the only good film he made was hatchet 3, but then it turns out he didnt even direct hatchet 3, and i rest my case!! bizarre!!!!

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  • Sucker Punch

    Sucker Punch 2011

    ½ Rewatched 14 Apr, 2013 55

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I think this is my third time trying to finish this film and I just cannot do it. It fills me with so much rage I'm liable to start hulking out. I usually try and watch a film to the end before I give it a rating but this film has officially beaten me.

    There is so much already written about how this film fails, much more articulate than I could ever be. I just want to shout "RAPE IS…

  • Dredd

    Dredd 2012

    ★★★★★ Watched 07 Sep, 2012 37

    FUCK. PROPER REVIEW SOON.

    *EDIT*

    OKAY I HAVE FINISHED RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE SCREAMING. DREDD IS FUCKING AWESOME, FORGET STALLONE FORGET EVERYTHING AND JUST GO SEE THIS IMMEDIATELY.

    Where to even start? The 3D? I was kinda bummed that there was no 2D option for this but the 3D was bearable and in places LOOKED FUCKING COOL. The slo-mo, the soundtrack, JESUS CHRIST EVERYTHING. EVERYYTHING WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. How the fuck they managed to get a dingy film to look…

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