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  • Toy Story

    Toy Story

    ★★★★★

    One minute you're defending the whole galaxy and, suddenly you find yourself SUCKING DOWN DARJEELING with Marie Antoinette... and her little sister!!

  • Reel Horror

    Reel Horror

    ★★

    at one point i thought i was watching frankie avalon in this so im pretty sure this movie gave me a fever or something.

    there's a bit where a man fights panthers in a medieval setting i don't know, it lost me quite near the start when I think i saw a close up of a toilet.

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  • Sucker Punch

    Sucker Punch

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I think this is my third time trying to finish this film and I just cannot do it. It fills me with so much rage I'm liable to start hulking out. I usually try and watch a film to the end before I give it a rating but this film has officially beaten me.

    There is so much already written about how this film fails, much more articulate than I could ever be. I just want to shout "RAPE IS…

  • Dredd

    Dredd

    ★★★★★

    FUCK. PROPER REVIEW SOON.

    *EDIT*

    OKAY I HAVE FINISHED RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE SCREAMING. DREDD IS FUCKING AWESOME, FORGET STALLONE FORGET EVERYTHING AND JUST GO SEE THIS IMMEDIATELY.

    Where to even start? The 3D? I was kinda bummed that there was no 2D option for this but the 3D was bearable and in places LOOKED FUCKING COOL. The slo-mo, the soundtrack, JESUS CHRIST EVERYTHING. EVERYYTHING WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. How the fuck they managed to get a dingy film to look…