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  • Beyond the 7th Door

    Beyond the 7th Door

    ★★

    yall saying this dude is tommy wiseau but we all know we all did a 2nd glance n thought that dude is richard ramirez

  • Witchcraft 15: Blood Rose

    Witchcraft 15: Blood Rose

    ½

    no one says DAMN YOU JENNY BROOKS! even once however a minor character gets arrested and says "i'm an extra in always sunny next week why would i ruin my big break" and tbh that's a good tactic that i'll borrow

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  • Sucker Punch

    Sucker Punch

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I think this is my third time trying to finish this film and I just cannot do it. It fills me with so much rage I'm liable to start hulking out. I usually try and watch a film to the end before I give it a rating but this film has officially beaten me.

    There is so much already written about how this film fails, much more articulate than I could ever be. I just want to shout "RAPE IS…

  • Dredd

    Dredd

    ★★★★★

    FUCK. PROPER REVIEW SOON.

    *EDIT*

    OKAY I HAVE FINISHED RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE SCREAMING. DREDD IS FUCKING AWESOME, FORGET STALLONE FORGET EVERYTHING AND JUST GO SEE THIS IMMEDIATELY.

    Where to even start? The 3D? I was kinda bummed that there was no 2D option for this but the 3D was bearable and in places LOOKED FUCKING COOL. The slo-mo, the soundtrack, JESUS CHRIST EVERYTHING. EVERYYTHING WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. How the fuck they managed to get a dingy film to look…