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  • VHS Forever?: Psychotronic People

    VHS Forever?: Psychotronic People

    lord in 2018 please give me the level of self confidence that men who make podcasts or vhs documentaries have when talking absolute fucking boring shite and then releasing it onto the world amen

  • Ballerina

    Ballerina

    ★★½

    look right i love carly rae as much as the rest of the world but please put classical music in ur ballerina film set in olden times, no choice they made me this film makes any sense i'm on my knees here

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  • Sucker Punch

    Sucker Punch

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I think this is my third time trying to finish this film and I just cannot do it. It fills me with so much rage I'm liable to start hulking out. I usually try and watch a film to the end before I give it a rating but this film has officially beaten me.

    There is so much already written about how this film fails, much more articulate than I could ever be. I just want to shout "RAPE IS…

  • Dredd

    Dredd

    ★★★★★

    FUCK. PROPER REVIEW SOON.

    *EDIT*

    OKAY I HAVE FINISHED RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE SCREAMING. DREDD IS FUCKING AWESOME, FORGET STALLONE FORGET EVERYTHING AND JUST GO SEE THIS IMMEDIATELY.

    Where to even start? The 3D? I was kinda bummed that there was no 2D option for this but the 3D was bearable and in places LOOKED FUCKING COOL. The slo-mo, the soundtrack, JESUS CHRIST EVERYTHING. EVERYYTHING WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. How the fuck they managed to get a dingy film to look…