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  • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

    The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

    ★★★½

    i think ive had 3 hours sleep over the last shitty 24 hours and i needed to dig myself out a rolling news hole and this seemed like an easy watch. it's just as good as i thought it would be, like adequate? taking spongebob out of bikini bottom seems like a weird choice, but i like the 3D animation.

  • Witchcraft II: The Temptress

    Witchcraft II: The Temptress

    ★½

    can u believe this is one of only two of the witchcraft films i can get my hands on? the allure to watch them all is so strong and here i am with the scraps. this is not a good movie because the lead can't carry it, if that had worked it would be a different story all together.

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  • Dredd

    Dredd

    ★★★★★

    FUCK. PROPER REVIEW SOON.

    *EDIT*

    OKAY I HAVE FINISHED RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE SCREAMING. DREDD IS FUCKING AWESOME, FORGET STALLONE FORGET EVERYTHING AND JUST GO SEE THIS IMMEDIATELY.

    Where to even start? The 3D? I was kinda bummed that there was no 2D option for this but the 3D was bearable and in places LOOKED FUCKING COOL. The slo-mo, the soundtrack, JESUS CHRIST EVERYTHING. EVERYYTHING WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. How the fuck they managed to get a dingy film to look…

  • Sucker Punch

    Sucker Punch

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I think this is my third time trying to finish this film and I just cannot do it. It fills me with so much rage I'm liable to start hulking out. I usually try and watch a film to the end before I give it a rating but this film has officially beaten me.

    There is so much already written about how this film fails, much more articulate than I could ever be. I just want to shout "RAPE IS…