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  • They Shall Not Grow Old

    They Shall Not Grow Old


    visually impressive but there is something about putting alien voices to dead men, and then having ghostly disconnected narration that makes me feel oily inside.

    i would question the authenticity of the video footage as in this was most likely staged propaganda of its time in the first place.

    does a good job showing the horrors of war but it’s a bit too “this was great fun” army chat and doesn’t focus on the absolute futility of ordinary men fighting…

  • Thoroughbreds



    dont trust horse girls they have the devil in em

  • Cam



    i spend my whole life watching horror films about cam girls in the hope that one day a good one will come along and it FINALLY HAPPENED????

    this reminded me SO MUCH of +1 they would be the most perfect double bill.

  • The Princess Switch

    The Princess Switch


    LINDSAY LO-WHO???????

  • 14 Cameras

    14 Cameras

    i felt like i was watching this for three whole days.

  • Roald Dahl's Esio Trot

    Roald Dahl's Esio Trot



  • My Christmas Prince

    My Christmas Prince


    there are numerous times when they eat donuts with eggnog filling in and i want to die

  • The Sweetest Thing

    The Sweetest Thing


    the sweetest thing is the best unintentional homage to john waters of all time.

  • Life As We Know It

    Life As We Know It


    this is a super weird concept for a film

  • Vice Academy 5

    Vice Academy 5


    imagine my joy when i find out i can finally complete the vice academy series as they have turned up on prime, and imagine my elation that it involves SENTIENT VIRTUAL REALITY.

    unfortunately much like the gorgeous cyborg of vice academy 3( i think?), this idea was quickly forgotten and was the most promising but of the film. otherwise it's standard VA, but i don't really mind because no matter how stupid they get theye all sort of competently made and the two leads are really fun (i still miss linnea and ginger).

  • Touch of Death

    Touch of Death


    this is art, lester's house decor is art.

  • Disconnected



    this weird little film from the director of psychos in love and cemetery high is definitely his best. a banging soundtrack and artfully composed kill scenes. who tf changes the awesome purple poster for this on tmdb though >:(