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  • New Nightmare

    New Nightmare

    girl where is the life where is the spark where is the pizazz WHY for the love of god rest everything on the acting abilities of heather and a 6 year old. u know what this was like lol... altman’s the player ie crappy and boring. it ends okay when u Finally get a dose of freddy and reality is all messed up but holy crap u could’ve taken out 40+ minutes before then. 
    i have very much enjoyed this…

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    that’s just what it’s like to be from ohio

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  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant

    ★★½

    those gay robots really stood there and discussed Romantic poetry while the humans died off one by one. coincidentally that is my exact definition of a perfect future

  • The Young Girls of Rochefort

    The Young Girls of Rochefort

    ★★★★★

    I HATE YALL FOR NOT TELLING ME GENE KELLY IS IN THIS I HAD AN ANEURYSM WHEN HE SHOWED UP



























    ok I'll admit I may not have literally had an aneurysm but I did cry for the last 15 minutes