Blade ★★½

Boy is this a quintessential Udo film or what. My dream of watching Kris Kristofferson explain how to kill vampires has finally been fulfilled; I am in ecstasy. My main main Mr. Kier has a lovely role as, you probably guessed it, a powerful old vampire leader. LIFE IS GOOD!
This is all performed 1000% percent seriously by every actor involved which is SO amusing half of it is just vampire rules exposition and the other half is kickin ass. that's literally all. kicking ass and exposition what more do you need. Well spoiler, YOU NEED TO NOT KILL OFF UDO AN HOUR IN THATS WHAT! Oh well, he had a god run.