my favorite movie is Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan, read it and weep suckers

Favorite films

  • Kiki's Delivery Service
  • Annihilation
  • The Thing
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Recent activity

  • Keeper of the Flame


  • Shrek


  • Army of the Dead


  • Jennifer's Body


Recent reviews

  • Keeper of the Flame

    Keeper of the Flame


    the only movies I watch lately are curled up in in a patient's room with an iPad, dealer's choice and a side of hospital sugar-free jello

  • Shrek



    stayed past shift to watch this with a peds patient in pre-op // total runtime extended to 110 minutes by a 10 year old trying to pause on the single 24 fps shot of Shrek's bare ass jumping into the swamp

Popular reviews

  • Normal People

    Normal People


    I was never lonely until I touched you

    This series embodies the kind of intimacy where you’re acutely aware of your fingertips and everything they’re touching with the knowledge that they’ll be touching someone else later

    And wondering if you’ll see your fingers on their skin and remember kneading shampoo into your hair or locking your door or tracing the crack in the glass on your car window

    if you’ll remember every ordinary thing you encountered before them and wondering if any other touch could feel special again

  • The Art of Racing in the Rain

    The Art of Racing in the Rain


    why does this seem like a fake film that would be premiering in the mall movie theater in the Drake and Josh universe