ullmann has written 5 reviews for films rated during 2016.

  • Now You See Me 2

    Now You See Me 2

    Please, ask me how many fucks I give.

  • Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

    Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

    Oh, the things I do for Bill Murray.

  • Everest

    Everest

    Unbearable disaster porn.

  • The Sea of Trees

    The Sea of Trees

    Loathsome tripe poorly disguised as spiritual sentimentality.

  • Zoolander 2

    Zoolander 2

    One hundred minutes of the most unfunny silliness Owen Wilson has ever subjected me to. And considering his oeuvre to date, that's quite a feat.