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  • Alvin and the Chipmunks

    Alvin and the Chipmunks


    David Cross did this while Bob Odenkirk was doing Breaking Bad.

  • Training Day

    Training Day


    From the Trivia section of imdb:

    "The quote "King Kong aint got shit on me" is a reference to 1930s King Kong"


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  • Back to the Well: 'Clerks II'

    Back to the Well: 'Clerks II'


    Why is there a picture from the original Clerks on the poster? Don't make no sense.

  • Office Space

    Office Space


    If you don't like this movie, you probably just have a case of the Mondays.

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  • Cabin Fever

    Cabin Fever


    "Hi, Eli Roth. We're gonna remake Cabin Fever. Got any ideas for it?"
    "Just fuck my shit up, fam."
    "Say no more."

  • Hostel



    This movie really honed in on so many cultural fears of the time. The movie speaks to a post- 9/11 fear of foreigners, a post- Abu Ghraib fear of torture, a universal fear of creepy eastern Europeans. To write this off as "torture porn" is about as lazy as criticism can get and strengthens the old grampa views of Roger Ebert that anything bloody is void of artistic merit.