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  • Dreamcatcher

    Dreamcatcher

    ★★

    This movie is so amazing.

    The protagonists come across a corpse in the the middle of the forest and, in a very tense scene, they reach out to touch it and then the corpse rips a huge fart.

    And then, later, a different dude in the woods is dying a horrible death, and he's screaming in pain and the other characters are so scared and then the guy dying starts ripping these huge farts. And the protagonists seriously start complaining…

  • Alvin and the Chipmunks

    Alvin and the Chipmunks

    ★★

    David Cross did this while Bob Odenkirk was doing Breaking Bad.

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  • The Last Thing He Wanted

    The Last Thing He Wanted

    ★½

    I had no idea what what going on in this incomprehensible mess.

    So in that sense, it's a pretty good adaptation of the book.

  • The Last Thing He Wanted

    The Last Thing He Wanted

    ★½

    I had no idea what what going on in this incomprehensible mess.

    So in that sense, it's a pretty good adaptation of the book.

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  • Training Day

    Training Day

    ★★★★½

    From the Trivia section of imdb:

    "The quote "King Kong aint got shit on me" is a reference to 1930s King Kong"


    Fascinating.

  • Cabin Fever

    Cabin Fever

    ½

    "Hi, Eli Roth. We're gonna remake Cabin Fever. Got any ideas for it?"
    "Just fuck my shit up, fam."
    "Say no more."