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  • Ringmaster

    Ringmaster

    ★½

    Somehow this is much much less entertaining than any of the ten thousand episodes of the actual Jerry Springer show.

  • Skatetown, U.S.A.

    Skatetown, U.S.A.

    Best wizard in cinema history?

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  • Cabin Fever

    Cabin Fever

    ½

    "Hi, Eli Roth. We're gonna remake Cabin Fever. Got any ideas for it?"
    "Just fuck my shit up, fam."
    "Say no more."

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★★★★

    It's Sept. 1, dudes! That means Halloween season in effect!!

    This movie is endlessly scary. You want proof? There's a scene where Michael is standing on a suburban street, half obscured by shrubs in broad daylight and it's about the scariest fucking thing you'll ever see in your life. If your monster can be scary just loitering around the neighborhood during the day, then you're a damn good director.

    It has always bothered me that Loomis shows up at the…