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  • Skyscraper

    Skyscraper

    ★★½

    In the middle of being hunted down by terrorists, Anna Nicole Smith has a flashback to this one time she fucked at a picnic.

  • Alvin and the Chipmunks

    Alvin and the Chipmunks

    ★★

    David Cross did this while Bob Odenkirk was doing Breaking Bad.

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  • Jack-O

    Jack-O

    Linnea Quigley hits on a dad by telling him she "likes little boys" so that's something.

  • Venom

    Venom

    ★★★

    Between this, Suicide Squad and Shazam, I'm glad that movie studios are finally releasing all those superhero movies they made in 1995 but shelved.

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  • Cabin Fever

    Cabin Fever

    ½

    "Hi, Eli Roth. We're gonna remake Cabin Fever. Got any ideas for it?"
    "Just fuck my shit up, fam."
    "Say no more."

  • Training Day

    Training Day

    ★★★★½

    From the Trivia section of imdb:

    "The quote "King Kong aint got shit on me" is a reference to 1930s King Kong"


    Fascinating.