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  • Training Day

    Training Day

    ★★★★½

    From the Trivia section of imdb:

    "The quote "King Kong aint got shit on me" is a reference to 1930s King Kong"


    Fascinating.

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  • The Assault

    The Assault

    ★★★

    Jim Wynorski: This is a Assault on Precinct 13 siege movie with a big dose of Straw Dogs, but instead of Dustin Hoffman, it's half a dozen or so foxy ladies and there's no budget at all.

    Me: giphy.com/gifs/OOgpKsfP0auyY

  • American Grindhouse

    American Grindhouse

    ★★★½

    This is relevant to my interests.

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  • Cabin Fever

    Cabin Fever

    ½

    "Hi, Eli Roth. We're gonna remake Cabin Fever. Got any ideas for it?"
    "Just fuck my shit up, fam."
    "Say no more."

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★★★★

    It's Sept. 1, dudes! That means Halloween season in effect!!

    This movie is endlessly scary. You want proof? There's a scene where Michael is standing on a suburban street, half obscured by shrubs in broad daylight and it's about the scariest fucking thing you'll ever see in your life. If your monster can be scary just loitering around the neighborhood during the day, then you're a damn good director.

    It has always bothered me that Loomis shows up at the…