Favorite films

  • Vertigo
  • Blow Out
  • The Return of the Living Dead
  • UHF

Recent activity

  • Stale Popcorn & Sticky Floors

  • Alien from L.A.

  • Saw III


  • Saw II


Pinned reviews

  • The Rules of Attraction

    The Rules of Attraction


    "I only had sex with her because I'm in love with you" is the most honest thing a fictional character has ever said.

  • Alvin and the Chipmunks

    Alvin and the Chipmunks


    David Cross did this franchise while Bob Odenkirk was doing Breaking Bad.

Recent reviews

  • Stale Popcorn & Sticky Floors

    Stale Popcorn & Sticky Floors

    A bunch of random people tell random anecdotes with no real theme or cohesion. Many interviews are just people looking into their webcams, recorded via Zoom. No attention is paid to editing or composing the shots or sound quality. A highlight is when two subjects are speaking and a poster for the movie (not the movie they're talking about, THIS movie) is haphazardly propped up against a couch, halfway out of frame.

    After realizing I was watching one of the…

  • A Haunting in Venice

    A Haunting in Venice


    Well, I guess I'll be throwing this into the "Mandatory Annual Halloween Watch" pile.

Popular reviews

  • Training Day

    Training Day


    From the Trivia section of imdb:

    "The quote "King Kong aint got shit on me" is a reference to 1930s King Kong"


  • Vanilla Sky

    Vanilla Sky


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I'll review this movie in another life when all of Letterboxd is cats.