Blair Witch

Blair Witch

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

This is a fan edit of a film called "The Blair Witch Project" where the editor removed all the scary scenes and replaced them with obvious jump scares and meaningless drone footage.

ANYWAY - Why would a guy who never met his sister be obsessed with what happened to her?

Why, with twenty years to think about it, would he not have any opinions on the existence of a Blair Witch?

Why would he think newly-found footage would mean his sister was alive, and not just (reasonably) think it was more footage of her from the '90s?

Why spend a large chunk of your movie setting up a character's infected foot, the surveillance camera and a drone camera, only to never pay those things off in any way?

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