• Night of the Ghouls

    Night of the Ghouls


    Accurate title. Delivered on nighttime and ghouls.

  • The Ghoul

    The Ghoul


    People searching an old mansion by candlelight is my least favorite horror genre.

  • Ghoulies



    False advertising. Ghoulies don't wear clothes.

  • Targets



    How were they able to film this documentary 50 years in the future?

  • Watari, the Ninja Boy

    Watari, the Ninja Boy


    Would love to see a crossover film event where Watari the Ninja Boy meets The Water Boy, Bobby Boucher.

  • Don't



    If you ... are thinking ... of watching any of the films Edgar Wright directed after this ... DON'T.

  • Werewolf Women of the S.S.

    Werewolf Women of the S.S.


    Why won't Rob Zombie make this a feature film?

  • Axed To Pieces

    Axed To Pieces


    The only thing worse than a Dustin Ferguson horror movie is a Dustin Ferguson comedy.

  • Cathy's Curse

    Cathy's Curse


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Your mother's a bitch.

  • Zombi VIII: Urban Decay

    Zombi VIII: Urban Decay

    About 60% of this is filler and stock footage, including about 5 minutes of NotLD, not even cut into the movie. The director just pointed his camera at a tv screen.

    There's a scene where characters are talking in a car, but the camera only picked up engine noise and you can't hear the dialogue. NBD. It's just the exposition scene that sets up the plot. Not important at all.

    Halfway through the movie, there's somewhat good editing and somewhat…

  • Gimme Shelter

    Gimme Shelter


    "So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark—that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.”

  • Moon of the Blood Beast

    Moon of the Blood Beast

    In this 70-minute "movie," there's about 15 minutes of credits and at one point, a character with about 4 minutes of total screentime watches a movie. And we just see about 7 minutes of some random public domain movie. This is because Dustin Ferguson has no respect for himself, for cinema or for the dumb masochists like me who watch his shitty movies.

    Note: This movie is rated 1 star rather than 1/2 star because the villain is an actual guy in a store-bought Halloween mask rather than a stock-issued flash plugin like in most Ferguson movies. So that's something at least.