Accurate title. Delivered on nighttime and ghouls.
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Watari, the Ninja Boy 1966
Would love to see a crossover film event where Watari the Ninja Boy meets The Water Boy, Bobby Boucher.
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Axed To Pieces 2020
The only thing worse than a Dustin Ferguson horror movie is a Dustin Ferguson comedy.
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Zombi VIII: Urban Decay 2021
About 60% of this is filler and stock footage, including about 5 minutes of NotLD, not even cut into the movie. The director just pointed his camera at a tv screen.
There's a scene where characters are talking in a car, but the camera only picked up engine noise and you can't hear the dialogue. NBD. It's just the exposition scene that sets up the plot. Not important at all.
Halfway through the movie, there's somewhat good editing and somewhat…
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Gimme Shelter 1970
"So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark—that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.”
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Moon of the Blood Beast 2019
In this 70-minute "movie," there's about 15 minutes of credits and at one point, a character with about 4 minutes of total screentime watches a movie. And we just see about 7 minutes of some random public domain movie. This is because Dustin Ferguson has no respect for himself, for cinema or for the dumb masochists like me who watch his shitty movies.
Note: This movie is rated 1 star rather than 1/2 star because the villain is an actual guy in a store-bought Halloween mask rather than a stock-issued flash plugin like in most Ferguson movies. So that's something at least.