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  • Se7en

    Se7en

    ★★★★

    +5 stars for good movie!
    -1 star for making me retype 'seven' as fucking 'se7en' everytime i search for this movie anywhere fuck u david pinchers!!

  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming

    ★★★

    98% of the movie: bad
    the 2% that was Academy Award Nominated Actor Micheal Keaton using 'hot dog!' and 'bingo!' as exclamations: good

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  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★★

    me, at my wedding, reciting my vows: and my lazy, lying, shitting oblivious husband

  • Comet

    Comet

    ★★★★½

    sam esmail: hey can you move a little closer to the edge of the shot? yeah a little more. hmmm yeah ok just yeah a bit more
    actor: you can literally only see my left ear
    sam esmail: perfect