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  • Silver Linings Playbook

    Silver Linings Playbook

    ★★★★

    was on a 9 hour plane ride home from france (!) and luckily I convinced my friends in the seat next to me to watch Gone Girl, so the whole time this was playing I was reciting the lines to her while they played. she looked at me in horror when I said WHET DEED YA DO TO YA PREGNUNT WAIFE NECK? a moment too early

  • The Greatest Showman

    The Greatest Showman

    ★★½

    I hate that I knew this was really bad but my brain still got a tiny rush from the silly generic top 40 ish songs?? somehow i blame glee

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  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★★

    me, at my wedding, reciting my vows: and my lazy, lying, shitting oblivious husband

  • Comet

    Comet

    ★★★★½

    sam esmail: hey can you move a little closer to the edge of the shot? yeah a little more. hmmm yeah ok just yeah a bit more
    actor: you can literally only see my left ear
    sam esmail: perfect