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  • The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight

    ★★★★½

    me to chris nolan: for a dollar, name a woman!
    chris nolan: (smug) rachel dawes!!
    me: okay! for another dollar, name another woman!
    chris nolan: *sweating* UHHH

  • Tully

    Tully

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    jason reitman saw fight club and thought "how can I make a touching and emotional story about motherhood with this"

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  • Comet

    Comet

    ★★★★½

    sam esmail: hey can you move a little closer to the edge of the shot? yeah a little more. hmmm yeah ok just yeah a bit more
    actor: you can literally only see my left ear
    sam esmail: perfect

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★★

    me, at my wedding, reciting my vows: and my lazy, lying, shitting oblivious husband