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  • The BFG

    The BFG

    ★★★

    mark rylance is the SFMWIWTBMD (small friendly man who i want to be my dad)

  • Mommy

    Mommy

    ★★★★★

    you know that picture of paris hilton, wearing a beret, saying 'bonjour bitch'? that's my depression after watching this

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  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★★

    me, at my wedding, reciting my vows: and my lazy, lying, shitting oblivious husband

  • Hacksaw Ridge

    Hacksaw Ridge

    ★★½

    there was a moment where I wanted someone to shoot andrew garfield just so the movie would end and that moment was 8 minutes in