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  • Widows



    steve mcqueen and gillian flynn writing the script: yeah we support men’s rights!

    them writing the last half hour: men’s rights to shut the fuck up!!!!!!

  • Ralph Breaks the Internet

    Ralph Breaks the Internet


    ralph visits and just sees anonymous men yelling at funny women about how they aren’t serious enough about film and also that damn gremlin

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    honestly respect to the jump from “first order” to “final order”. I, too, do a first draft and then give up and just turn in what I have

  • Marriage Story

    Marriage Story


    can anyone help me with this? you know the scene in this where it's explained that couples will meet with other divorce attorneys to bar their ex from using that attorney?? when I watched it I had this super specific memory of seeing that same plot point being explained in another movie or tv show, but I can't remember what it is???? I think it was like: we see the wife be told by her high-powered attorney 'here's a list…

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  • Bridget Jones's Diary

    Bridget Jones's Diary


    "The fight scene between Hugh Grant and Colin Firth wasn't choreographed. It was improvised between the actors."

    i can't believe the most iconic fight scene of all time wasn't even choreographed. fuck off david fincher

  • Comet



    sam esmail: hey can you move a little closer to the edge of the shot? yeah a little more. hmmm yeah ok just yeah a bit more
    actor: you can literally only see my left ear
    sam esmail: perfect