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  • mother!

    mother!

    ★★★★

    fun fact: ‘mother!’ was originally called ‘mother!!1!!11!!xD’

  • Rough Night

    Rough Night

    ★★★

    me: hey, you haven't watched a movie since august 11!! what classic from your long watchlist are you going to see to get yourself back in the art of cinema???
    also me: lol lets watch rough night! cause i love the gays

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  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★★

    me, at my wedding, reciting my vows: and my lazy, lying, shitting oblivious husband

  • Comet

    Comet

    ★★★★½

    sam esmail: hey can you move a little closer to the edge of the shot? yeah a little more. hmmm yeah ok just yeah a bit more
    actor: you can literally only see my left ear
    sam esmail: perfect