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  • Dunkirk

    Dunkirk

    ★★★★½

    wow! my favorite part was *incomprehensible british mumbling*

  • All About Eve

    All About Eve

    ★★★★½

    my college counselor: so what are your life plans?
    me, pulling my laptop with this dvd out: well

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  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★★

    me, at my wedding, reciting my vows: and my lazy, lying, shitting oblivious husband

  • Comet

    Comet

    ★★★★½

    sam esmail: hey can you move a little closer to the edge of the shot? yeah a little more. hmmm yeah ok just yeah a bit more
    actor: you can literally only see my left ear
    sam esmail: perfect