All-LAPD Breakfast Club Spinoff Giallo where Judd Nelson is DEEP into that Caligari Cabinet Of Hypno-Eyeliner if Dr. Caligari was your Maniac Cop Dad and the Cabinet was a Backyard DIY Live-Fire Cop Boot Camp Obstacle Course. (Every moment that Judd Nelson is on screen is a terrifying descent into ACAB Expressionist Hell, a performance to rival Zdar or even Spinell)
A Paperback Gothic Cover Come Thrillingly Alive But For HOW LONG???
The sound of the wind starts before and remains until after. Clouds rush across the sky pushed ceaselessly by the winds confusing sky and ground fog seeps up from the earth and twines itself about the trees of the forest up to the very edges of the isolated mansion holding a little girl with a dark family secret and the governess newly arrived to care for her. Shadows cast…
You know, it would be really quite terrible if we were to find ourselves trapped in the midst of an armed White Supremacist business operation which uses entertainment as a cover for nefarious schemes which sicken and enslave the whole of the culture whilst using non-whites as scapegoats for the damage and hostility which follows, further fuelling their cause, right? right?
When I was an agoraphobic psychotic 13 year old in 1987, my most prized possession was a VHS tape I had made myself by recording David Cronenberg's The Fly and Aliens off of HBO. I watched those movies over and over. I barely went to school that fall. I had not finished the end of 7th Grade because incarcerated in a for-profit psychiatric hospital for children, let out to go to an academic summer program, which was a bad idea…