The Phantom of the Opera ★★★½

Upon the Las Vegas strip did Ludwig II a Cheesecake Factory decree: Where Jean Cocteau drools rivers of laudanum measureless to man down down to a dry-ice swanboat grotto unlit forever by Sol's pathetic rays! May goth trench sweep and soft-serve roccocco swirl! Peacock duvet and dovelet cover! Vanity reflecteth naught but Vanity's reflection.

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