Brad Nelson

writer/drummer/cat haver/queer emptiness/burning car in empty field 

loves horror movies and trash

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  • Geostorm


    i cried laughing every time someone said “dutch boy” with audible gravity and self-seriousness in their voice, which was often

  • The Love Witch

    The Love Witch


    i like this film a lot more if i ignore everything anna biller has ever said. halfhearted art vs. artist argument ahoy but sometimes the work that escapes from the artist is more dimensionally nuanced than the artist themselves etc. etc. this is how i am able to enjoy work by cis men that ends up whether by accident or intent (not very distinguishable in the production of art in my experience) slipping into the realm female subjectivity. (cf. jean…

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  • The Lost Boys

    The Lost Boys


    best movie i’ve ever seen. it has everything: love, laughter, friendship, vampires, rampant homoeroticism

  • Batman & Robin

    Batman & Robin


    3.5 stars is an arbitrary rating bc how do you apply a qualitative system to a movie that prioritizes and celebrates the beauty and formal brutality of quantity. every frame looks like a kind of mass-produced candy.  this is part two of joel schumacher's two film series about the inherent meaninglessness of heterosexuality, so every surface is gay—the muscles and nipples sculpted perfectly into the batman and robin costumes and into the enormous statues that flow between buildings in a…