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  • Mission: Impossible III

    Mission: Impossible III


    the hunts are pretty adorkable

  • Mission: Impossible II

    Mission: Impossible II


    if the first one is a puzzle box, this one is a playstation game. at least twenty percent of it is in slow motion; the most compelling dialogue in the script is the purring exchanged by two motorbikes; and everything, including blowing shit up, is ballet.

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  • Batman & Robin

    Batman & Robin


    3.5 stars is an arbitrary rating bc how do you apply a qualitative system to a movie that prioritizes and celebrates the beauty and formal brutality of quantity. every frame looks like a kind of mass-produced candy.  this is part two of joel schumacher's two film series about the inherent meaninglessness of heterosexuality, so every surface is gay—the muscles and nipples sculpted perfectly into the batman and robin costumes and into the enormous statues that flow between buildings in a…

  • Kedi



    lol what i'm about to say is super corny but right after i got home from this movie i fed my cats and there was suddenly a lot more poetry to the experience