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  • mother!



    Most of this plays out like "My Fucking Wife Overreacts to Everything: The Movie" and then ends with a simplistic explanation that is supposed to be profound. Just terrible. Honestly, Richard Kelly tackled much the same way better in The Box, which still isn't all that shit hot.

    Is it any wonder that the only film by Aronofsky I've loved is the only one he didn't write.

  • Godzilla vs. Destoroyah

    Godzilla vs. Destoroyah


    Probably the most emotional of all the Godzilla films. You really feel for the big guy

    Plus, Destroyah is pretty kick ass too!

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  • Love Exposure

    Love Exposure


    Insanely entertaining and smart to boot, this is a perfect case scenario for when I don't feel a film is too long despite it's massive run time. Hell, when there are so many ideas and the pace moves at a good rate, I would've been happy to watch the longer cut.

  • Tenebre



    Boy oh boy, did I hate Dario Argento films when I was younger. I could not get over how stupid everyone acted and how idiotically everything would resolve ("He's taken out by a coat rack!!??). They were like movies scripted by a 10 year old and performed by robots programmed to avoid acting at all costs.

    However, as an adult I now quite love his films. All the things that never worked for me then, now have a certain charm.…