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  • The Legend of the 5ive

    The Legend of the 5ive


    Wow. This was really entertaining.
    A fun cast of characters go a huntin' ghosts in a paranormal show, that of course, takes a turn for the worse.
    I liked how you really only see the character's cheesy "paranormal show personas' for the first half of the film, then when shit hits the fan you see the real, scared, human underneath. Some keep their act together, while others fall apart. And the deaths were glorious (though it could be argued that…

  • Cowboys & Aliens

    Cowboys & Aliens


    Not crazy enough to be culty and not engaging enough to be mainstream, this is one of those few movies that seems to be made for no one.

    Not an interesting character amongst the excellent cast, and when the film occasionally dips into darkness, it just seems like cutaway moments rather than anything really threatening. And there was no need for this to be set in cowboy times. These don't seem like genuine "cowboys", these could easily be people in the 2000s without changing a line of dialogue.

    I expected this to be way more fun.

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  • Love Exposure

    Love Exposure


    Insanely entertaining and smart to boot, this is a perfect case scenario for when I don't feel a film is too long despite it's massive run time. Hell, when there are so many ideas and the pace moves at a good rate, I would've been happy to watch the longer cut.

  • Feast III: The Happy Finish

    Feast III: The Happy Finish


    After finishing my Feast Fest, it's really impressive how these three films manage to maintain their ridiculous energy without getting too repetitive or overwhelming in their stupidity.

    The first film was a nifty but atmospheric horror comedy. It really changed gears in part 2 and pretty much just become a Tromaesque gross out horror comedy. Part 3 however does not change at all from part 2 and I wouldn't be shocked to find out they were filming it at the…