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Monsieur Spade 2024
I have been eagerly awaiting the death of the astroturfed “culturally relevant”-baiting garbage on TV like Succession (which anyone with two brain cells to rub together knows just stole from objectively better stuff like Deadwood and Six Feet Under anyway) so a concept as clean and direct as Clive Owen doing Humphrey Bogart in the ‘60s French countryside (with all of the actors actually speaking the native language of the setting instead of English like everyone in that terrible Chernobyl…
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Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore 2022
abysmal. not sure why so many blockbusters these days are committed to attempting to elevating themselves, when it's so hard to take a movie seriously where the term "Supreme Mugwump" is tossed around casually. actually kind of impressive how committed Warner Bros. is to financing Rowling so she can keep churning out scripts that somehow get more and more hilariously pointless as the narrative stakes supposedly get higher. just throwing in a new character named Boiley McFudgersnutch or some shit and calling it a day.
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