IF EVERY DIRECTOR MADE A WAR MOVIE
Wes Anderson: RushWAR
Martin Scorsese: The Wolf of WAR Street
Akira Kurosawa: The Hidden WARtress
Brian de Palma: WARface
Sofia Coppola: WARie Antoinette
Guillermo Del Toro: The Shape of WARter
Quentin Tarantino: ReservWAR Dogs
Stanley Kubrick: A ClockWARk Orange
Tim Burton: WARpse Bride
David Fincher: The Social NetWARk
Richard Linklater: BefWAR Sunset

But in all seriousness, holy shit!! This film blew me away. It’s amazing to me that there are still films around like…

It felt like every time the film’s timeline changed, it went up a spot on my 2019 favorites list. What a beautiful, heartfelt, emotional film. I’m so so happy that there are still films like this out there. I could feel my heart warming every second that passed. Saoirse Ronan is legendary. Florence Pugh (and her jawline) is an icon. Emma Watson is lovely. Eliza Scanlen is an angel. Thank you Greta Gerwig for this masterpiece that will soon become…

This film was never going to work for general audiences. Unlike most classic Disney films, you can’t really fuck around with The Lion King. It’s too classic a story, too treasured an icon. The sad thing is that everyone is getting mad for nothing. Because in all honesty, I like this much more than the original. In fact, I’d go so far as to say it’s better. That’s right, I said it. Everyone is afraid to admit it, but the…