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  • Demonlover

    ★★★★★

  • The Batman

    ★★★★

  • Hard Boiled

    ★★★★★

  • Men

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  • Demonlover

    Demonlover

    ★★★★★

    basically invented the egirl. masterpiece

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★

    still pretty good but i hope the next one is half an hour shorter (at the very least) and it isn’t painfully obvious Batman used an IGN guide for every piece of detective work like it is here

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  • Spree

    Spree

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Joe Keery murdering a guy by running him over with a car while the Gummy Bear song plays is POETIC CINEMA!

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    abysmal. not sure why so many blockbusters these days are committed to posing as political thrillers when it's so hard to take a movie seriously where the term "Supreme Mugwump" is tossed around casually. actually kind of impressive how committed Warner Bros. is to financing that transphobe so she can keep churning out scripts that somehow get more and more hilariously pointless as the narrative stakes supposedly get higher. just throwing in a new character named Boiley McFudgersnutch or some…