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  • Before I Wake

    Before I Wake

    ★★★★

    The Kanker Man ate my Grandpa.

  • Joker

    Joker

    ★★★★

    I was torn between a 3.5 and a 4 for this one. There’s some really good stuff here, with an amazing atmosphere of isolation and despair, but there’re some moments that just weren’t played to their full potential. In the works of Scorsese that Phillips seems so deeply in love with, for all the moments of violence, dread, and creeping insanity, there were also moments of awkwardness on par with the works of Todd Solonz that really emphasized the movie’s…

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    Color Out of Space

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    I’ll be there.