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Recent reviews

  • The Outwaters

    The Outwaters


    Probably one of the most frustrating movies I've seen this year. A potentially creepy final act is completely undercut by stupid found footage tropes including a camera that might as well have been completely black, in fact is was that for one stupid scene that seemed to go on for 10 minutes.

    This guy is supposed to be a filmmaker but the dude can't frame a shot if his stupid annoying life depended on it.

    One of the characters makes…

  • If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?

    If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?


    I went into this completely cold, not even reading a synopsis and I gotta say, I wasn't prepared for this.

Popular reviews

  • Batman vs. Robin

    Batman vs. Robin


    Best part was when Nightwing pulled the cape over a 12 year-old's head and repeatedly punched him in the face.

  • Contracted


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    One of the most infuriatingly frustrating films I've seen this year. The premise is genuinely creepy (and gross) but the actions of the entire cast are completely illogical and ridiculous.

    If your vagina is gushing blood and maggots, your eyes are bleeding, your fingernails are falling off, and your hair is coming out in clumps you'd probably go to the hospital right? Apparently not if you're a self-centered twenty-something. In that case, you go to work, then try to win…