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  • The Highwaymen

    The Highwaymen

    ½

    Can’t stand Woody Harrelson’s ass and he is ugly af. Solid half star.

  • Hannibal

    Hannibal

    ★★½

    Yesterday this cocky gal gave me an incredible boner dancing at the club then she left. This film is pretty similar, I mean: disappointing.

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  • mother!

    mother!

    ½

    The worst movie of all time, it has everything:
    Bad cast, bad performances, bad plot, bad dialogues. There’s only one coherent thing in the movie and it’s Javier Bardem (the worst actor in the world) playing the worst character in the world haha. Not even Jenny Lawrence saving this garbage from the half star.

  • Se7en

    Se7en

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Looks like Gwyneth Paltrow lost her head, haha.