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  • The VelociPastor

    The VelociPastor

    So, this film exists, and it's actually a pretty good watch. Don't get me wrong, it's terrible, but it has enough self awareness as to have fun with us, making me think during the whole experience: "is this actually good?" - It has all the typical low budget B film trappings and it gets mildy racist at times, yet the whole thing is too surreal to take anything seriously from it. Some of the banter is clever, some of the…

  • Hackers


    Cyberpunk influenced 90's school romance with some neat 90's computer generated graphics. Equal parts horny and cheesy.
    What a wild thing this internet world wide web stuff has become. I like it sometimes.
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  • Skin


    He a nazi. But he a good nazi. Because he likes children and dogs. So he gets out. But the other nazis, whom don't like neither children nor dogs, wants him and his dog and the children dead because he got out, they don't want him out, they want him in! So they shoot at everyone, children and dogs included. But eventually everything works out for our ex nazi dog lover guy!

  • Climax



    I don't have a lot of thoughts on this; this movie is dumb, boring, stupid, backwards thinking, it lives only for the shock value that forces down our throats, every attempt to say something falls flat, it has the most pretentious title cards with the most stupid of the messages on them.

    A couple of things if u want to know a few examples of dumb shit that happens:
    - Gaspar Noé seems to think that having seen Possession is…