Frozen II ★★

The screen glows white in the theatre tonight
Not a cellphone to be seen
A film devoid of imagination
And it needs to be in quarantine

My face is scowling like a raging storm inside
Couldn't make it good, heaven knows they tried

Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good film Frozen I was to me
Raw deal, this reel, don't let them know
Well, now they know

Don't you go, don't you go
Can't say it clear anymore
Don't you go, don't you go
Turn away and slam the door

I don't care
What my commenters say
Let the posts rage on
Your shade never bothered me anyway

It's funny how some distance
Makes a sequel seem a cinch
But even efforts at diversity
Can't move me but an inch

Too much Olaf, too little charm for you
To test your patience and intelligence too
No fun, worse songs, no warmth for me -- can't unsee!

Don't you go, don't you go
I'll convince you not to try
Don't you go, don't you go
So boring I could cry

Here I rant
And here I'll pay
Let the posts rage on

The story meanders on, never gets off the ground
The feminist-lite of the first, here nowhere to be found
Honestly lost in the woods for an hour, a stark contrast
Frozen's never coming back, the past is in the past

Don't you go, don't you go
Disney owns us all, c'mon
Don't you go, don't you go
That perfect Mouse is gone

Here I sit
With my cat, a stray
Rescue a furry friend instead
Your shade never bothered me anyway

Added to My Best Reviews of 2019.
Added to 2020 Academy Awards nominees, ranked.

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