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  • Bird Box

    Bird Box


    Bird Box is about as good as The Happening.

    A talented cast and a great score by Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross are wasted on this TV movie.

  • Black Mirror: Bandersnatch

    Black Mirror: Bandersnatch

    If I had wanted to play a computer game, I would have played a fucking computer game.

    There is absolutely nothing new or novel about this (like some idiots seem to think who believe the promotional hype); FMV games have been around for decades.

    I hated every minute of this.

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  • Se7en



    This is one of the four films I list as my favorites on my profile.Apart from a slightly questionable performance by Brad Pitt, this film is perfect in my opinion.

    The opening credits set the tone perfectly with some extremely disturbing images set to a remix of the song Closer by Nine Inch Nails. From then on the film plunges the audience into a world of darkness and absolute depravity. The final scene is simply unforgettable.

    “What’s in the box?”

  • The Raid

    The Raid


    This film is absolute insanity from beginning to end and I loved it! I had a smile on my face the whole time and I actually giggled out loud a few times at how over the top it was.

    The choreography of the fight sequences is astonishing. Instead of going for a ballet-like gracefulness like Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, this film just goes for pure brutality. The film is extremely violent and I can see some people being turned off…