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  • Hell Fest

    Hell Fest


    Hell Fest is a very basic slasher flick which doesn't really do anything new or original with the genre. It's worth a look if you are a fun of these kinds of movies.

  • Evolution



    As a biologist, let me just say that evolution doesn't work like that.

  • Terminator: Dark Fate

    Terminator: Dark Fate


    I wasn't bored - the movie was fine, the third best Terminator movie for sure.

    The first two Terminator movies were absolute masterpieces and the later sequels never lived up to those. How could they? Going back to this franchise again and again was never going to be successful, unless they did something radically new with it (like James Cameron did with T2 and Aliens). Sometimes filmmakers need to let franchises die ... kill them if they have to.

    Carl's Draperies, phone number 888-512-1984.

  • Parasite



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I'm gonna go check my basement now!

  • The Last Boy Scout

    The Last Boy Scout


    A car goes flying into the air, crashes into a swimming pool filled with water and somehow manages to explode in a big ball of flames while half submerged in water.

    Yes, it's that kind of a movie ... and I love it!

  • White House Down

    White House Down


    White House Down vs. Olympus Has Fallen?
    Simple; One of them has sequels, the other has not.

  • Star Trek: The Motion Picture

    Star Trek: The Motion Picture


    As a Trekkie I will defend this movie till the day I die! I'll never give up, never surrender.

  • An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn

    An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn


    Similar in tone to The Greasy Strangler ... maybe not quite as weird as that movie, but still pretty effing weird!

  • Knock Knock

    Knock Knock


    Dear Keanu, why are you working with that cinematic shit peddler and sleazebag Eli Roth? You are better than this!

  • El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie


    People kept telling me that Breaking Bad was the greatest television series of all time and that I had to watch it. About three years ago I finally decided to do it and after finishing the entire series I felt that it didn't quite live up to the hype. Don't misunderstand me; I liked Breaking Bad a lot and I think it is great TV ... but ultimately overrated. I can totally understand why people love it so much.


  • Classic Albums: Iron Maiden - The Number of the Beast

    Classic Albums: Iron Maiden - The Number of the Beast


    I should be giving this 666 stars.

  • In the Tall Grass

    In the Tall Grass


    In The Tall Grass is based on a novella written by Stephen King and his son Joe Hill, a novella I must admit I haven't read. After watching this movie, I can safely say that it's very unlikely that I will be reading it, because this is among my least favourite movies based on Stephen King material. Yes, I would definitely watch Maximum Overdrive, Needful Things, Dreamcatcher and The Lawnmower Man again rather than this - they were bad movies,…