• Concrete Cowboy

    Concrete Cowboy

    ★★

    I didn't particularly like this movie. Too long and boring at times. The Philadelphia's urban cowboy subculture itself is more interesting than the drama in this movie, so perhaps a documentary would have been a better way to go.

    But now I just want to see an actual western with Idris Elba in the lead role. He looks so freaking cool as a cowboy.

  • Wrong Turn 6: Last Resort

    Wrong Turn 6: Last Resort

    It's confirmed: Wrong Turn is the worst horror movie franchise in the history of cinema.

  • Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines

    Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines

    I'm starting to think that Wrong Turn may be the worst horror franchise I've ever watched, and I've seen a lot of them.

    Doug Bradley, it makes me so sad to see you in garbage like this.

  • Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings

    Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings

    Slightly less boring than Wrong Turn 3, still pretty awful though.

  • Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead

    Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead

    The first movie wasn't great but watchable, the second movie was actually a bit of fun, but this third one is pure garbage on every level.

    I'm now three films into this franchise and certainly it can't get worse than this, right?

  • The January Man

    The January Man

    Kevin Kline, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Susan Sarandon, Harvey Keitel, Danny Aiello, Rod Steiger, Alan Rickman …

    Has there ever been a bigger discrepancy between the quality of the cast and the quality of the movie? I am genuinely baffled by this.

  • Wrong Turn 2: Dead End

    Wrong Turn 2: Dead End

    ★★½

    The start of this movie is so bad that I was about to turn it off. The reality TV setting was incredibly dumb and the annoying characters were driving me nuts.

    But then suddenly this turned into actually quite effective horror flick. It's extremely nasty with LOTS of gore - and is actually quite an improvement over the first movie.

  • Wrong Turn

    Wrong Turn

    The biggest problem with Wrong Turn is the fact that Desmond Harrington was cast in the lead role. He has literally zero star appeal and no charisma at all.

    Eliza Dushku is the exact opposite - she's awesome.

  • Chariots of Fire

    Chariots of Fire

    ★★½

    I'm just going to say it; if it wasn't for THAT Vangelis song, this movie would have been completely forgotten a long time ago.

  • Silk

    Silk

    Cec Verrell, looking like she stepped straight out of an Duran Duran video, is about the only thing that makes this movie worth watching - and not because she's a great actress, but rather because she is just so cool.

  • Monster Hunter

    Monster Hunter

    I should rather have rewatched Tremors and Pitch Black.

  • The Father

    The Father

    ★★★★½

    This movie absolutely devastated me.

    I wouldn't be surprised if Hopkins wins the Oscar, he gives an incredible performance that has stuck with me since I saw the movie. I was 100% sure that Chadwick Boseeman would win, but now I'm not so sure.

    I watched this movie the same night I watched Saint Maude. Not exactly a feel-good double feature.