You can’t criticize perfection so I won’t even try. You have never seen, nor will you ever see, a movie like this.

Wanted to give this 5 stars but there are creatures with human teeth.

A lot of your friends aren’t going to like this movie.

They’re idiots.

You could watch the Snyder Cut once and still feel disappointed 

OR

You could watch Godzilla VS Kong TWICE and just lose your goddamned mind over the Hong Kong fight and feel every emotion like when you were a kid and combined all the sodas into one cup at Taco Bell.