Ma ★★

If you’re going to go for it actually go all. the. way. for. it.

Needed to be about 80% more weird and 20% more fleshed out if you expect me to buy a single thing that transpired here. 

That said, when I realized the male teen lead in this was little Minkus Jr. from Girl Meets World I almost shit my pants as much as Missi Pyle almost certainly does at one point in this movie.