There are a lot of similarities between this movie and my thesis film. One point of difference however is that my thesis film is terrible and this is very, very, not terrible.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
Blade Runner 2049 is the perfect first date movie. Because if he/she don't dig it, they're super-lame, probably a Mental-B replicant at best, and definitely not the man/woman of your unicorn 🦄 dreams.
Oh. And this one's a bonafide, long-awaited, ridgey-didge, full-throttle, rootin' tootin', no-holds-barred 6/5. (🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄/5)