Miracle Cure™️ for even the
Brokenest Heart 💔💞💖
Clinically tested. Expert approved*.
(*Approved by one Doctor (of Cinema Studies) who is also writing this review).
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
Blade Runner 2049 is the perfect first date movie. Because if he/she don't dig it, they're super-lame, probably a Mental-B replicant at best, and definitely not the man/woman of your unicorn 🦄 dreams.
Oh. And this one's a bonafide, long-awaited, ridgey-didge, full-throttle, rootin' tootin', no-holds-barred 6/5. (🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄/5)