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  • Hereditary

    Hereditary

    ★★★★½

    My companion was lulled to sleep by the deliciously slowish start, then was startled awake by car swerve + [spoiler] which made him “crap his dacks*” which made me crap my dacks* (jump scare+laugh+snort combo) which made the whole theatre glare at me  judgementally. 

    ...I love going to the movies.
    VJB x ❤️

    (* Crapping your dacks is Australian for sh&%ting your pants)

  • Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

    Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

    ★★

    Well          Tina        Fey
    Was          Trying     Frankly
    With         This         F-ing
    Whiney    Trash      Fartfest
    Watched This         Film
    While       Toasting Flatbread
    With          Terrible   Falafel

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  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★★★

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

    Blade Runner 2049 is the perfect first date movie. Because if he/she don't dig it, they're super-lame, probably a Mental-B replicant at best, and definitely not the man/woman of your unicorn 🦄 dreams.

    Oh. And this one's a bonafide, long-awaited, ridgey-didge, full-throttle, rootin' tootin', no-holds-barred 6/5. (🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄/5)

  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    Abstract
    Vanessa Barnett, PhD delivers an acerbic, complete analysis of John Carpenter's The Thing.

    Discussion
    Well, the thing is...The Thing is...f@&king awesome.

    Conclusion/Author's Notes
    5 Wilford Brimleys out of 5.