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  • Jackass Number Two

    Jackass Number Two

    ★★★★

    Miracle Cure™️ for even the 
    Brokenest Heart 💔💞💖

    Clinically tested. Expert approved*. 

    (*Approved by one Doctor (of Cinema Studies) who is also writing this review).

  • Thor: Ragnarok

    Thor: Ragnarok

    ★★★★

    Cocaine-Dusted Sour Gummi Worms™️ thrown at your face for two hours.

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  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★★★

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

    Blade Runner 2049 is the perfect first date movie. Because if he/she don't dig it, they're super-lame, probably a Mental-B replicant at best, and definitely not the man/woman of your unicorn 🦄 dreams.

    Oh. And this one's a bonafide, long-awaited, ridgey-didge, full-throttle, rootin' tootin', no-holds-barred 6/5. (🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄/5)

  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    Abstract
    Vanessa Barnett, PhD delivers an acerbic, complete analysis of John Carpenter's The Thing.

    Discussion
    Well, the thing is...The Thing is...f@&king awesome.

    Conclusion/Author's Notes
    5 Wilford Brimleys out of 5.