Jaws ★★★★★

The following 2 things I know to be true in this mysterious world:

1. I was named after Vanessa Redgrave because my parents fell for her during a Parisian play. This explains why I’m occasionally a ginger and always a very classy lady.
2. The rope tie+fishing line shots on the Orca  in Jaws are the wisest use of celluloid in existence and anyone who disagrees can gobble my schlong.

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