1. Drink more water, 2. always check your six, and 3. never let them know your next move

Favorite films

  • The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
  • Gates of Heaven
  • Uncut Gems
  • Florida Man

Recent activity

  • Volcano: What Does a Lake Dream?


  • Afroprojection #1: The Sweet Atmosphere Phased at 120° and Went Blank When the Universe Collapsed


  • The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course


  • Midnight Run


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • The Killers: Unstaged

    The Killers: Unstaged


    I can tell this is one of the "Herzog" jokes, but what I can't tell is if The Killers are in on it.

  • Psycho



    Ok ok ok, I don’t review things often. But this, this is a truly unreal movie. 

    This confirms it, there is no bad art. Creating something out of nothing is so beautifully human. So crucial that nothing should be denied.  But if something from Frankenstein’s lab, a thing......a thing is created. An undeniable and unignorale Monster. 

    Gus Van Sant. Vince Vaughn. A great corpse dummy. Viggo Mortensen as a Californian Health Food Cowboy. Insane score. Improbable script. Julianne Moore…