War Horse

Frustrating, bland and tedious film from start to finish. Not a single performance is worth mentioning. This is bottom tier Spielberg. All Germans in the film speak in English for some reason and the Britishers bring swords to fight with guns. Fails as a war film, film with a horse as the protagonist, inspirational film and so much more. Jeremy Irvine gives the most annoying performance I have seen in a film directed by the Beard.

P.S - my fav scene in the whole movie is the one with the goose.