“You won’t find it down there, Columbus!”

Favorite films

  • Vertigo
  • Chinatown
  • 3 Women
  • In the Mood for Love

Recent activity

  • Moontide


  • Theorem


  • The Man I Love


  • Three Colors: Red


Recent reviews

  • The Big Knife

    The Big Knife

    Proof that playwrights are not necessarily screenwriters. Some of the worst dialogue ever written.

    And poor Shelley Winters. Typecast as the girl who somebody wants to knock off.

  • The Northman

    The Northman


    An imperfect combo of a Robert Bly men’s workshop and a Tucker Carlson wet dream.

Popular reviews

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    I had no idea mermaid vagina was ... well ... so BIG.

  • The Lady Eve

    The Lady Eve


    Hopsy!!! 😂😂😂 Perfection! ❤️❤️❤️ I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before. I knew I had seen sections of the boat scenes. I love living in the age of streaming where you can choose when to watch something and not just stumble into the middle of it. These are magical times (in spite of the fucking pandemic).