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  • Spellbound
  • La La Land
  • Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara
  • Mississippi Masala

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  • All Quiet on the Western Front

    ★★★★

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    ★★★★½

  • Babylon

    ★★★★½

  • Elvis

    ★½

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  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water

    ★★★★½

    i could not blink for fear of missing even a strand of vfx hair and then i cried and then the tears got squashed in between my then-puffy face and my little 3d glasses and then my vision blurred but everytime atta turned my way to say something i burst into laughter again bc i couldn’t take him seriously w the stupid glasses on and couldn’t help but wonder if that was all part of the way of water immersive experience


    do yourself a favour and look into “IllumiNative”

  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★★★★½

    my kind of partayy

    if you listen closely you can hear the melodies of la la land intricately incorporated into the soundtrack. li jun li or diego calva pls marry me (i’d let you yell at me in spanish for eternity)

    if i needed to cry on command, just put me in front of a damien chazelle climax

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  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★½

    yummy. a daring delicacy with enough parody of pretentiousness to really eAt the rich and enough referential self awareness to leave you in fits of laughter. this film feels like what a final critique at daap feels like: intense and destructive and ahh i wanna sprint out the door but theres no escape. a little too ari aster for my liking and (violently) disorganized, but its honestly admirable how the seemingly self-satisfactory filmmakers just went absolute fuck all with it…

  • Mississippi Masala

    Mississippi Masala

    ★★★★★

    "Well, Miss Masala, racism - or as they say nowadays, tradition - gets passed down like recipes. Now, the trick is, you gotta know what to eat and what to leave on your plate. Otherwise, you’ll be mad forever."
    "And you'll never eat."