On my way home from seeing this film, I saw a white dog shit. That was more pleasurable than Alien Covenant.
Slept through 1/3 to 1/2 half of this and it is still the worst film I have ever seen. It's that bad, and trust me I've seen some guff in my time.
This film is essentially watching someone struggle with severe food posioning, while a phone rings constantly and neighbours argue.
The Room is truly awful but the 4 star review is not for the film but for the event. I saw The Room for the first time at the GFT at 11pm with a load of people in the know for a 10th Anniversary screening.
Spoons were supplied on entry along with with a guide to the film. The screening was a brilliant laugh, I've been to quieter gigs. Normally a stickler for The Wittertainment code of conduct I must…