Favorite films

  • Session 9
  • Funny Games
  • Starship Troopers
  • Mean Girls

Recent activity

  • Four Hands


  • Creepy


  • D-Tox


  • Kindergarten Cop


Recent reviews

  • Creepy



    I've noticed a trend with all the K. Kurosawa I've seen thus far. He's really great at first acts but kinda tapers off somewhere towards the middle and struggles to recover. Even Pulse, which is one of my favorite movies ever, does peak a little soon. This is definitely another example of that phenomenon. It's sort of predictable cuz I guessed where it was going fairly early on but the methods it takes to get there get a little silly…

  • D-Tox



    I'm not sure why I bothered.

Popular reviews

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    Twin Peaks: The Return

    Captured: David Lynch literally inhabiting his own asshole.

    Based on the downright staggering amount of positive responses to this (which i will never for the life of me comprehend), he has a lot of neighbors.

    I can unequivocally say that no viewing experience has disappointed me to the degree that this one did. It's been a whole ass year and I still get alternating bursts of anger and sadness over it. A self-indulgent, self-serving, meandery, and ultimately pointless mess that…

  • EMO the Musical

    EMO the Musical

    im in so much physical and psychological pain