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  • Session 9
  • Funny Games
  • Starship Troopers
  • Mean Girls

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  • Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker

    ★★½

  • Todd Barry: The Crowd Work Tour

    ★★★½

  • The Visitants

    ★★

  • Freaky

    ★★½

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  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    Twin Peaks: The Return

    EDIT: I like it now after a rewatch. Peep my other review.

    Captured: David Lynch literally inhabiting his own asshole.

    Based on the downright staggering amount of positive responses to this (which i will never for the life of me comprehend), he has a lot of neighbors.

    I can unequivocally say that no viewing experience has disappointed me to the degree that this one did. It's been a whole ass year and I still get alternating bursts of anger and…

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Y'all are really out here shedding actual tears and heaping praise upon praise over this live-action Rick and Morty ass, A24 Ready Player One ass, lolz so random xD ass, Reddit gold ass garbage huh? Standards really are so low these days. This is what happens when you start treating Marvel movies like they're art.

    I am so woefully tired of meta multiverse shit. Absolute worst trend of the past couple years next to the nostalgia-baiting legacy sequel thing. It…