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  Jennifer's Body 2009

  ★★★ Watched by vern 02 Oct 2019 5

  they didn’t even do a wardrobe test on chris pratt he just showed up like that

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  Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022

  ★★½ Watched by vern 05 May 2022 1

  can we get the universe where benedict cumberbatch doesn’t sound like he’s doing an impersonation of michael fassbender doing an impersonation of steve jobs

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★★½ Watched by vern 22 Apr 2022 6

  bjork planted the mother tree, anya tapped the mother trunk, and nicole GULPED the mother sap

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  Emma. 2020

  ★★★ Watched by vern 03 Mar 2020 33

  emma:

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  harriet:

  
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  elton:

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  Don't Look Up 2021

  ★½ Watched by vern 12 Dec 2021 37

  budget 

  ariana: $100,000
  stock footage: $10,000
  veneers: $1000
  vfx: $100
  wigs: $10
  timmy’s wig: $0

  surgical expenses for the editor’s carpal tunnel: $1,000,000,000