Jennifer’s Body (2009) is one of most misunderstood and under-appreciated movies of all time; and I’m going to tell you why because I’m sick of butthurt boys telling me it’s not.

This film’s reception, not the film itself, is a prime example of the suppression of female voices. Easily one of the worst marketing failures ever, this movie was sold to the complete opposite demographic than what the creator had intended. It’s so unbelievably ironic how a movie mocking misogyny…

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As a whole, this movie lacks structure—but worth noting, not drive—it knows to pull on the right strings to get a story moving but lacks the crucial backbone that is scrupulous narrative structure. Ayo, who tf ordered da boneless Hitchcock 🙄⁉️ Not me 😐. Instead, it milks the hell out of plot twists, using thriller plot device staples as a crutch. At times, it leaves you with this initial…

“It’s like someone hit a piñata full of white people who suck at golf.”

This was... surprisingly interesting? Why do people I follow shit on this movie so much? I am genuinely inquiring that someone explain to me why this movie is bad.

Although I had to pause the movie and think really hard an embarrassing amount of times, I feel that this movie is quite impressively interesting and understandable considering how boring and confusing the subject matter itself is.…