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  The Black Phone 2021

  ★★ Watched by Lonnie 24 Jun 2022 3

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  i liked the black balloons as kidnapping cover because it makes it so much more conspicious than just shoving a kid in your van like yeah don't mind me with this GIGANTIC BUNDLE OF BLACK BALLOONS

  the kid in this spends more time peacefully napping in the murder basement than actually being confronted with any immediate danger. the setup makes it seem like it's gonna be this tense thriller but it's more like watching someone solve a really boring escape…

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  Dune 2021

  ★★★★ Watched by Lonnie 07 Jun 2022

  all i wanted from this was good outfits and big scary ships and that's what i got

Popular reviews

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  Garden State 2004

  ★ Added by Lonnie 1

  there's a part in this movie where a lady says she takes too long to eat her lucky charms so she just ends up with a bowl of pink milk. lucky charms milk doesn't turn pink, it turns green. this is bad writing. when they tell you to write from experience, this is the kind of thing they're really talking about.

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  What Is a Woman? 2022

  ½ Watched by Lonnie 06 Jun 2022

  there's a part in this where matt walsh gets mildly shoved at the women's march and it shows a slow-motion replay of it, complete with scary sound effect. this scene is described on the film's imdb parents guide, under the "violence & gore" category, as a "graphic shoulder hit."

  lol