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  • Justice League

    Justice League


    Fascinating for about 5 minutes, or roughly until the jokes start in earnest. It's hard to believe Whedon is entirely to blame for these considering they’re right in the script and there seem to be a ridiculous number of them for a (bafflingly undersized) two-hour movie. But he certainly makes the most of being handed another man’s film in the wake of a tragedy, showing a truly despicable lack of personal, professional, and artistic respect. In any case, WhedonISM certainly…

  • Baby Driver

    Baby Driver


    Compounded cinematic fetishism that expects itself to work just for that. Like what even is supposed to be the point of this.

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    I still haven't seen Seven Samurai.

  • La La Land

    La La Land


    The most artless celebration of art I have ever witnessed. Art is basically what a very few people (this film's intended audience of The Academy) get to do for a living in this film. It is undemocratic and mainly nostalgia for the retired. This blatant attempt to funnel this myopic, decrepit worldview through not only one of the premiere genres of freedom, but a story of millennials with no money, having prospects handed to them because they are more nostalgic…