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  • Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster

    ★★★

  • Crimes of the Future

    ★★★

  • The History of the Atlanta Falcons

    ★★

  • Alone in the Woods: The Legend of Cambo

    ★★★★

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  • Crimes of the Future

    Crimes of the Future

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I couldn't follow the conspiratorial aspect of this at all, so it felt like an entire extra act was missing when they didn't do the Inner Beauty Pageant and Kristen Stewart didn't get operated on. My senior year roommate used to say something like "art about art is wank to me, almost universally" and I was kind of feeling like that here, so all I got out of this was aesthetic. On that level it was good to see that…

  • The History of the Atlanta Falcons

    The History of the Atlanta Falcons

    ★★

    If there was ever any doubt, this proves baseball is infinitely superior to football because when these ppl talk about that they have so much material that they don’t have to resort to libtarded cultural extratext. This would be a big step down even with all that excised because the sport itself is just so much shallower and less interesting. Didn’t feel like rooting for the villain at all during Super Bowl 51 live but this does a good job…

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