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  • The Iguana with the Tongue of Fire

    The Iguana with the Tongue of Fire


    This may be the worst giallo I've ever seen. Yeesh.

  • Fantastic Four

    Fantastic Four


    Seen this a couple times, wasn't ever a fan. But on this viewing I.. actually liked it a bit more than before? It's corny no doubt, but has more heart than I remember.

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  • Ernest Scared Stupid

    Ernest Scared Stupid


    12-year-old Me: ★★★★★
    32-year-old Me: ★★
    Composite Score: ★★★½

    I can live with that.

  • Gravity



    I've been waiting anxiously seven years for Alfonso Cuarón to bless us again. It's been that long since Children Of Men, a film so phenomenal and powerful that it changed the way I view and think about movies. It was one of my first HD-DVD purchases, and went on to become the most watched in my collection until the format eventually succumbed to Blu-Ray.

    Gravity is likewise an astounding and absolutely gorgeous film, and regardless of how you may end…