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  • Happiest Season

    Happiest Season


    literally just here to have a good gay time

  • Love Actually

    Love Actually


    with every passing year I understand more why my mum has been thirsting over colin firth forever

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  • Y Tu Mamá También

    Y Tu Mamá También


    two bros wanking on diving boards 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay

  • The Princess Switch

    The Princess Switch

    half a star for each vanessa hudgens because she’s the most beautiful woman and we deserve two of her