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Toho Universe

16 films

A ranking of every film in Toho’s shared Godzilla universe, drafted throughout my release-order watch-through of the entire series.

  • Office Killer
  • Mystery Men
  • Carnival of Souls
  • Return to Oz
  • True Stories

One and Done

13 films

An unranked collection of my favorite films by directors who never went on to make anything else. 

Strictly for organizational…

  • Jackass: The Movie
  • Big Brother: Number Two
  • CKY2K
  • A Tribute to Ryan Dunn
  • CKY
  • Thunderball
  • On Her Majesty's Secret Service
  • Goldfinger
  • Casino Royale
  • Dr. No
  • Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
  • Queen of the Damned
  • Thir13en Ghosts
  • Dracula 2000
  • Idle Hands

Top 10 Nü-Metal Horror Films

10 films

Ranking based not on quality of the feature, rather the level of nu-metalness present within it.

  • Napoleon Dynamite
  • Elephant
  • Bring It On
  • Thumbsucker
  • Mean Girls
  • Punch Drunks
  • Men in Black
  • Horses' Collars
  • Pardon My Scotch
  • Hoi Polloi
  • Fast Five
  • The Fast and the Furious
  • F9
  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
  • Furious 7

Fast and Furious Ranked

13 films

Ranking of the *complete* franchise up until this point, including shorts, spin-offs and the secret reverse retcon ‘Better Luck Tomorrow’.