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  • The Turin Horse
  • Baraka
  • Knight of Cups
  • Swans - The Glowing Man Live

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  • We're the Millers

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  • The Turin Horse

    The Turin Horse

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    The Turin Horse might be the most weighty illustration of existentialism ever put to film. Our physical existence is characterized by a consistent struggle against the elements, and its this struggle that we observe in full detail and length, in The Turin Horse. Tarr displays each element and its role in our continuous struggle so poetically and powerfully. Intimate close ups of cart wheels as they arduously force their way through thick mud, the sequence where the characters are trying…

  • The Tenant

    The Tenant

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    God, I am obsessed with this movie. The Tenant explores some of the most interesting and unnerving ideas I have seen in a horror film. It’s the first film I have seen in a long time that has inspired me to write this long of a review, so.Β 

    The Tenant is a gothic Kafka tale of urban alienation and oppression. It’s about the fatal lines between diplomacy, assimilation, and self-suppression. At what point does harmlessly trying to fit in with…

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  • Willy's Wonderland

    Willy's Wonderland

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    What’s happened with Nic Cage’s career is a pretty amusing and unprecedented phenomenon, however, it quickly devolved into tired variations of the same neon splashed ironic campy shtick (I’ll toss Pig some partial credit, I just wish I cared for it). I still love the guy, I just wish people were doing more creative things with his likeness seeing as he is clearly so down to steer into this vulgar image of himself. Although its saddening to hear that the…

  • The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

    The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

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    Could’ve been a 4.5, or 5 even, if the last third didn’t get so messy, but nonetheless πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ‘ŒπŸ»

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  • Project X

    Project X

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    if you like this movie you’re probably a horny misogynistic 12 year old

  • Doctor Sleep

    Doctor Sleep

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    This movie is genuinely one of the worst films I have seen in a long time. Eh, maybe ever. I am shocked at this films reception. I mean come on. The film is either doing an annoying, laughable, unnecessary, and cheap impression of Kubrick’s film, or it’s being its own thing, and when its being it’s own thing it is just laughably bad and cliche. The villains are so indescribably cartoony and over the top. I honestly can’t believe they…