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  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★★★

    may QUEEN for sure

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★½

    two men living in a lighthouse killing each other 'cause they're not gay 🎶

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  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Right! I'd say I'd come around and write an actual review on this and here we are.

    First off I gotta say it's just... fucking boring, to be honest. Even if you ignore the gross age gap, it's just not a good movie. Oliver is not a likable character at all, Elio isn't really, either, but I'm giving him some slack because he's 17. And we're all a bit all over the place at 17.

    Let me say what I…

  • Swiss Army Man

    Swiss Army Man

    ★★★★

    gay love can pierce through the veil of death and save the day