Thank you for being there for me when I was a disenchanted fourteen year old bmx wigger that listened to cannibal corpse and got called a faggot by the football players, Jackass. I’ll always pay attention when you have new stories to tell. Or when you’re reiterating then old ones on a grand scale. Thank you for bringing along new friends that didn’t suck. And thank you for giving me a reason to explain plexiglass penis squishers to my wife.
Sincerely,
Christopher.