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  • Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

    Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga


    i have no idea who this movie is for. it kind of doesn't have any plot until the final third. most of the jokes are either "icelanders are weird" or "haha eurovision". this isn't to say it's awful, it's just uh. not great? it's extremely mediocre

  • The Last Airbender

    The Last Airbender

    This movie is so fucking bad. It feels like a fan film with a $3000 budget

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    the world's dumbest star wars movie, only to be eclipsed by the next dumb star wars movie. jj abrams at Peak Abrams. every plot beat happens within 60 seconds. finn & poe trading off the role of being the guy to say "did you just see that" and "well... heh... here we go again"

    maz & chewbacca shippers rise up. reylo rise up....... and then sit down. i was laughing throughout most of this film. nothing makes any sense. everything is dumb.…

  • Do the Right Thing

    Do the Right Thing


    this is the second time i've seen this movie. the first time i was something like 12 or 14, i can't remember exactly. i was very young, is the point. I hadn't really crystallized anything even resembling a sense of racial justice other than "racism bad" and "i'm black", which is more or less the level of racial intelligence you get when you're that age and haven't really "experienced" racism in any notable way

    i remember, at that time, being…