i have no idea who this movie is for. it kind of doesn't have any plot until the final third. most of the jokes are either "icelanders are weird" or "haha eurovision". this isn't to say it's awful, it's just uh. not great? it's extremely mediocre
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the world's dumbest star wars movie, only to be eclipsed by the next dumb star wars movie. jj abrams at Peak Abrams. every plot beat happens within 60 seconds. finn & poe trading off the role of being the guy to say "did you just see that" and "well... heh... here we go again"
maz & chewbacca shippers rise up. reylo rise up....... and then sit down. i was laughing throughout most of this film. nothing makes any sense. everything is dumb.…
this is the second time i've seen this movie. the first time i was something like 12 or 14, i can't remember exactly. i was very young, is the point. I hadn't really crystallized anything even resembling a sense of racial justice other than "racism bad" and "i'm black", which is more or less the level of racial intelligence you get when you're that age and haven't really "experienced" racism in any notable way
i remember, at that time, being…